Monday, September 29, 2008

The All Out Fall Out


With Drama still lamenting about his break up with Jaqueline, the boys go to see Vince's money manager, MARVIN, who tells them "You're not broke, you're bankrupt! You gotta file Chapter 11. You gotta wipe the slate clean and start all over again. And this time on a budget and without dependents!" What? No more entourage? Luckily, Vince doesn't listen to Marvin's advice but does heed his suggestion to call his PR Specialist Shauna to look into a client who may pay him an appearance fee.

Zac Efron's appendix blows and that's good news for Vince. A couple in Beverly Hills need Vince to make an appearance at their daughter's sweet sixteen party. It pays very well. "Let's make it a twofer Shauna," starts Drama " This way the Chase Brothers can wipe 'em out clean." After being told he's "Far from a Sweet 16ers wet dream," Drama retreats to sulk outside.

E gets word from Amanda that she's sending Nine Brave Souls to Ed Norton. Escalating the tension that is slowly mounting from Vince allowing Ari to talk him out of doing the movie. According the Ari, the movie would ruin Vince's career and probably sucked but of course he hasn't read it. E tells Ari that Amanda liked it but Ari's still not impressed.

The boys go to the Sweet 16 meet and are instructed to remove their shoes and of course, Drama refuses citing his recent break up. Mr Levine(Kevin Pollak) and Mrs Levine (Fran Drescher) tell Vince they're spending over $1 million on the party and they need him to do something flashy. They want him to dress like Aquaman and sit on an ice cube in a pool for five hours for $200,000. Vince's response? "Fuck that I'd rather be bankrupt. You know how you drive on GTA, Turtle?"

The boys retreat to a strip club and down drinks and dodge phone calls from Marvin. He forces a call through via Shauna and chastises them for ducking out on the appearance fee. Shauna has already handled it however. No ice cube and no Aquaman suit. Just Vince singing a song. $200,000. Boom! The boys are back in business.




Meanwhile, Ari's new anniversary gift of a red Ferrari prove too tempting for him as he engages, and loses a street race with rival agent Adam Davies. He loses an impromptu bet and he pays off by sending Davies $100 in a paper bag with a human turd. The police show up to arrest Ari for the crime of sending feces to Davies but they're not really cops...they're male stripper who interrupt Ari's meeting with Rapper T.I. by slanging their boners in his face. Poor Ari!

Ari decides to retaliate by sending a naked photo of Davie's girlfriend to hi via email. Davies calls back and appreciates Ari's attempt but he explains "I broke up with that whore 6 months ago. I'm fucking a Miami Heat cheerleader now." Davies isn't even phased but he's already sent Ari a nice little present. A naked pic of HIS WIFE from a little known piece of cinema "Hardbodies 3."

Ari flips and runs across the street back to Terrance's agency and calls Davies out in front of the everybody. Ari demands an apology from the sneering Davies or he will beat his ass in front of his entire dead beat agency. Davies snickers and Ari bitch slaps him. Davie's sneer disappears and his face turns to fear. He apologizes like a bitch in front of everybody.

At the Sweet 16 gig, the boys get sloshed and meet Candice the sweetie/slut of the party. The little bundle of joy tells her mom "Fuck you Mom I will go fuck this whole fucking party right now if I fucking want to!" Vince serenades Candice with "You're just too good to be true/ Can't take my eyes off of you/ you'd be like heaven to touch, I want to hold you so much." Drama, drunk off his ass, stumbles, slangs an arm around Vince and chimes in. E get s call from Amanda...Ed Norton loved the script and wants to do it, making it a studio film in the process...uh oh...that's exactly what Vince needed. They had it and let it get away. Drama finishes off the night by screaming "Can you hear me bitches?" before vomiting on the cake, horrifying the guests. Turtle sums up the sentiment perfectly to E. "I hope you got the money in advance."

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